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Warning! Dice might try to kill your character. No refunds.
Idea for a board game: BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.
Two trolls are sitting, eating a bard in a harlequin costume. One turns to the other and says “Does this taste funny?
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
That artificer crafted a protective helmet for their duck familiar. It's nothing fancy but it fits the bill.
Shiny Math Rocks Go Click Clack
Opponent: "Sacred Foundry" Me: "Cred Foundry!"
I'd like to play Ticket to Ride, but I can't find anyone to train me.
People are dying to look like that ghast.
Hey baby, what’s your armor class? Because I wanna hit that.
It's getting dicey!
They say different archetypes of Commander are piloted by a wide range of folks, but I think counter-based strategies Atraxa certain kind of player.
Jesus saves, everyone else takes full damage.
How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.
Me: I want a dice. Clerk: The correct term is 'die'. Me: I want 2 die. Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die. Me: I want 2 die alone.
Where do Chaos Space Marines shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's.
How many guardsman does it take to paint a Lehman Russ? Depends on how hard you throw them.
When the barkeep asked why we carried weapons in the bar, I replied "Mimics". Then I laughed, he laughed, the table laughed.
What do you call a non-binary person playing mono red aggro? An Enbycleave.
Warning! Dice might try to kill your character. No refunds. Idea for a board game: BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name. Two trolls are sitting, eating a bard in a harlequin costume. One turns to the other and says “Does this taste funny? Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it. That artificer crafted a protective helmet for their duck familiar. It's nothing fancy but it fits the bill. Shiny Math Rocks Go Click Clack Opponent: "Sacred Foundry" Me: "Cred Foundry!" I'd like to play Ticket to Ride, but I can't find anyone to train me. People are dying to look like that ghast. Hey baby, what’s your armor class? Because I wanna hit that. It's getting dicey! They say different archetypes of Commander are piloted by a wide range of folks, but I think counter-based strategies Atraxa certain kind of player. Jesus saves, everyone else takes full damage. How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks. Me: I want a dice. Clerk: The correct term is 'die'. Me: I want 2 die. Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die. Me: I want 2 die alone. Where do Chaos Space Marines shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's. How many guardsman does it take to paint a Lehman Russ? Depends on how hard you throw them. When the barkeep asked why we carried weapons in the bar, I replied "Mimics". Then I laughed, he laughed, the table laughed. What do you call a non-binary person playing mono red aggro? An Enbycleave.